nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

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12 hours ago
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meladoodle:

gundaminfo:

this twitter is really fucked up at first you think its just about a dad and his coffe and then u find shit like

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what

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omg

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1 day ago
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English Pronunciation

acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman:

pantlesscait:

sherlockismysuicidenote:

kanrose:

If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.

After trying the verses, a Frenchman said…

(Source: kanrose)

12 hours ago
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paraparaparadigm:

theheartmaid:

rnankanshokus:

princesshorseface:

ravingsockmonkey:

psdo:

wugs:

hoodrach:

what a time to be alive

#IMPORTANT QUESTION: COULD A DUDE FUCK HIS OWN ASS WITH THIS #I THINK THE ANSWER MIGHT BE YES????

Now you’re thinking with portals.

Already reblogged this once, but doing so again for the new comments.

NOW YOU’RE THINKING WITH PORTALS


#No homo I say as i begin fucking myself in the ass.




Nice job, Portal fandom. If only it said “Hello, friend” upon completion.

paraparaparadigm:

theheartmaid:

rnankanshokus:

princesshorseface:

ravingsockmonkey:

psdo:

wugs:

hoodrach:

what a time to be alive

#IMPORTANT QUESTION: COULD A DUDE FUCK HIS OWN ASS WITH THIS #I THINK THE ANSWER MIGHT BE YES????

Now you’re thinking with portals.

Already reblogged this once, but doing so again for the new comments.

NOW YOU’RE THINKING WITH PORTALS

image

Nice job, Portal fandom. If only it said “Hello, friend” upon completion.

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1 day ago
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howtobeterrell:

mo-504:

mercuryjones:

The sorting hat is always right

I. AM. DEAD.

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daniel-radcliffe-gay-sex-scene-killing-your-darlings-mister-scandaldaniel-radcliffe-naked-gay-sex-scene-killing-your-darlings-mister-scandal

always

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1 day ago
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